you know those times when you keep checking your follower count because you just know deep down you’re probably chapping some asses and you’re stressed over them not taking your shit?

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A message from Anonymous
What Lindsay-Lohan era was the best? "Mean Girls"? The "Samantha Ronson" years? The legacy of "I know who killed me?" Staving herself while eating out Nicole Richie's bony pussy? Or her her endless DUIs? Or something else?

This is a tough question, and I feel like most of what you mentioned was amazing(ly awful). When I think back on Lohan’s illustrious career, a personal favourite would have to be when she released the music video for “Rumors”. That video was the beginning of Bitch Lohan, it started the fake titties rumours, and sparked her quick decline into washed up club trash. It was also the birth of the titty clap.

A message from Anonymous
Bitch, answer my anon questions ( why do you even have an "ask box" if you always abandon it like your unborn baby at the mall ) or I'll nibble your bushy eyebrows off and make you eat them, served with maple syrup.

HELP

I’M BEING VICTIMIZED BY ANONYMOUS PEOPLE

JUST LET ME LIVE MY LIFE I’M A NORMAL PERSON JUST LIKE YOU

imageslyfggt replied to your post: although maybe I’m just defending Kanye because I…

I’m pretty sure he’d be into that, if the tabloids are to be believed.

“to be believed”?

Come on.

Kanye’s suckin’ something, and it isn’t Kimmie’s clam.

although maybe I’m just defending Kanye because I want him to hate fuck me

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It’s a real shame if you’re letting all the bullshit get in the way of realizing how fucking incredible Kanye’s “Black Skinhead” performance on SNL was.

I’m having a moment remembering how amazing Gimme More was, and how I was the only fucking bitch in town that was all about the hot mess era of Britney Spears.

For example, one time I got free shots from a bartender for getting up on a table and shaking my ass to Piece of Me in the straightest sports bar ever and managed to

a) Enjoy the free shots afterwards
b) Not get my ass kicked

Those were the good old days.

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alright

I’ll be honest with you all.

I’m having a moment.

A Titanic moment.

kegelkween:


memories
of you and me
together for
eternity
—-a poem for jamila from evanforever a part of the fat puss posse aka the house of clit

FUCK MANNNN I LOVE EVAN SO DAMN MUCH
WE BONDED
OVER OUR MUTUAL HATE OF JENNA MARBLES
AND IT TOOK OFF FROM THERE


a portrait of me before Jamila came into my life.

kegelkween:

memories

of you and me

together for

eternity

—-a poem for jamila from evan
forever a part of the fat puss posse aka the house of clit

FUCK MANNNN I LOVE EVAN SO DAMN MUCH

WE BONDED

OVER OUR MUTUAL HATE OF JENNA MARBLES

AND IT TOOK OFF FROM THERE

a portrait of me before Jamila came into my life.